Showing posts with label blogging. Show all posts
Showing posts with label blogging. Show all posts

4/22/09

Ten Tricks To Bring Sexy Back Into Your Blog

In this post, I'm giving you 10 tips to morph your blog into a virtual femme fatale in the blogosphere.

But I'm asking you a little favor: Please read it on Jaypee's blog on tech reviews, blog news and tips and tricks as it is a guest post I wrote for Jaypee.

Guests posts are great for us bloggers. I look at them as a way to strengthen friendships between blog buddies. There's something to be said for holding up your own end of the relationship, creating a bond, and collaborating on projects for mutual benefit.

Please leave your comment at Jaypee's blog

As a blogger I'm a relative unknown. That's why I'm very thankful to Jaypee for giving me this exposure. For now, I'm urging you not to leave your comment here. Please make your comment on Jaypee's blog instead. Thanks.

4/21/09

12 Blog Rock Stars I Am Indebted To

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I took my brain for a walk today so it can take in some fresh air. I have been a little testy of late and it's sapping my energy. Not useful at all.

For a change, I'm putting on blinders to take a look at the bright side. And being thankful is a potent way of dismissing this negativity that's starting to eat my insides.

Voltaire says, "Appreciation is a wonderful thing: It makes what is excellent in others belong to us as well."

So here are my rock stars whose excellence I have appropriated for myself:

1. DiTesco : Thank you for that long email you wrote me last night explaining how to register for a domain name through Google, and hosting the same at Blogger. Thanks as well for your helpful SEO tips and blogging insights.

2. Rocky: He's lots of useful posts about SEO and blogging tips. And he has this fantastic blog contest wherein he's giving away free domain name, free hosting for one year, free Thesis theme, and technical support to make your transfer to self-hosting seamless. You still have time to join his contest until April 30.

3. Jaypee : For answering my comments on his blog by personal email, for shedding light on my numerous concerns in Gmail Chat, and for asking me to guest post on his blog. Perhaps a nice way of shutting me up so my good buddy will have some peace of mind for at least a day or two?

4. Joji: My psychic blog buddy, my conscience and part-time tormentor, my constant source of mirth and inspiration.

5. Dee: Eloquent lips, brilliant mind and generous heart. Join her blog contest to win the book Chicken Soup for the Soul.

6. Bingkee : For the tough love and enduring friendship and the constant stream of tips and useful advice.

7. Yatot: My first blog buddy who's into creative writing now. He came back from his Hong Kong hiatus during the Holy Week a changed man: turned suddenly reclusive and has launched a new religion.

8. Elmot : For his skillful interrogation methods. This will serve you well in blogging, young brother. It's a good thing you've the compassion to temper your scary skills.

9. Dan: Not all young hotshots are little rascals. Dan who pens Command Your Time helps you in maximizing your self-fulfillment . He's only 13 years old but this early he can put many of us to shame with his excellent networking skills, perfect manners and genuine interest in people.

10. Terry of Bloggity - Simple Blog Tips, thanks for selecting me as one of your winners in Blog Boosting Brouhaha contest. This means he'd mentor me and Dan, and three other lucky winners so we can master blogging issues which are holding us back. Finding solutions to these concerns will help us catapult our blogs into the blogosphere.

11. Roy : For your deft behind-the-scenes quarterbacking. I'm very thankful for your suggestions, links, and steadying influence. Your email ninja skills are amazing.

12. Zorlone : Doctor by day, poet by night, Z wields the scalpel and pen equally well. This Pinoy William Carlos Williams slows me down to read poetry. Very tempting, but this might make me young again and there's danger in that, my good sir.

Who are your rock stars? Have you put in a good word about them lately? Do they know they're appreciated?

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4/19/09

A Tale of Three Cracked Ribs and One Little Rascal

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This post is about a little problem that's bugging me lately, a friend's personal problem, and finding solutions to them.

Confucius says, "Wheresoever you go, go with all your heart."

Meet the little rascal

Sometime ago, my heart took me to this young blogger who writes about social relevant issues. I was impressed - so young and so wise. I left a comment on his blog. A week later I received an email from the young blogger, announcing a new post. I visited him again and left another comment. Today an email from the young hotshot urged me to check out the latest post. He has not visited me here to say howdy.

My heart this time refused to go. This little rascal is maybe a hotshot but he knows next to nothing about reciprocation. My heart is seething with anger. But Confucius says, "Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves."

So I let go. Thanks, Confucius. I feel smarter now. Uh - oh. Not quite - I wrote this post, after all.

One tough problem

Another journey, another place. This time on a friend's blog. Elmot's scribbled a quick post to explain the lack of updates on his blog. His father had an accident - fell off a hotel roof, suffered 3 broken ribs. As if this was not enough, the doctor announced his father had tuberculosis. Elmot is the eldest and has to be with his father and asked his readers for understanding and prayers for his father's quick recovery.

Elmot, hang tough, my friend. As I said in my comment, I'm the least prayerful guy you'd ever know, coming as I did from strict Catholic upbringing. But I'd do it for you, my friend. In the past, I had prayed hard for typhoons to stop messing with our roof. Certainly, your father deserves an exception to my stringent rules.

A prolific blogger once said that your issues can be solved 99% of the time by googling it. Well, well, try googling about 3 cracked ribs and let's see how that helps my friend's father.


My buddy Confucius to the rescue


Anyway, Confucius seems to have solved my petty blog problem. I found this: "Have no friends not equal to yourself"

What a neat solution to my little blogging problem.

Go away you little rascal.

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4/15/09

Blog Contests To Help You Become a Better Writer

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I've compiled a list of blog contests and projects to help you become a better writer or blogger.

Blog Contests

1. Be a ninja blogger. Enter Terry Heath's Win a Blog Boosting Brouhaha contest to help you execute those deft ninja moves for bloggers . Five winners will be chosen. Terry will personally coach the winners via YM, Skype or Gmail Chat to help them overcome the issues they have with blogging. A private consultation like this can easily set you back $120. So do yourself a favor and join. To qualify you only need to -

* Write a short post about your issues about blogging with a link to Bloggity before April 18.

* Send Terry a link to your post or leave it in the comment section of his blog.

2. If you publish poetry, short stories, web novels and posts about writing you can submit them as entries to Woof Contest at plotdog.com. These must be original and already published in your blog between March 27 and April 17, 2009. Winners are chosen by member votes. No prizes in this bi-weekly writing contest but winners will get link love and bragging rights - participants are required to write a post about the winners in their own blog.

3. Be a master blogger, not master procrastinator. Join Procrastination Saver Contest to make you hurdle your time management problems. Dan Miranda of Command Your Time will coach you via Gmail chat, email or IM. His only requirement is that you write about this contest, link to Dan's blog or send him an email about your entry.

Win a Free Problogger Book

This is a twitter contest by Dan Miranda. To win this great book by Darren Rowse and Chris G you only need to follow Dan at Twitter to qualify. Winner will be chosen by draw through random.org.

Noteworthy Blog Projects

The following blog authors are not holding blog contests - at least not yet - but they are giving away great products, services and exposure to your blog:

1. Joanna Young of Confident Writing is offering free coaching lessons to help you be more confident in writing. Joanna will also help you to make your blog more professional. Signing up for her program is rather easy - you just have to be a reader of her blog to qualify.

2. Jena Isle of Gewgaw Writings invites you to submit your inspirational stories to her blog. Chosen entries will be part of a book Jena will be publishing in August. She's giving away Entrecard credits to authors whose creative work are chosen. They will also be featured on Gewgaw Writings with a link to the authors' blog.

3. Corey Freeman of Outstanding Writer will be giving away a copy of The Lazy Writer's Guide to Writing Persuasively. The only requirement is that you subscribe to Corey's newsletter. Watch out for Corey's upcoming contest. The author of beginner writer's guide to better writing will be giving away a Moleskin notebook and a copy of Outstanding Writer theme.

4. Darren Rowse's 31 Days to Build a Better Blogging Challenge is still open. Don't worry even if you just sign up today. You can still study at your own pace. Of course, if you did not join you can still check out the activities in Darren's blog. Thing is, you will not be able to join the forum set up just for this program. Thus, you will miss out networking, learning and having fun with over 11 thousand people who have signed up so far.

My Issues in Blogging

This is part of the requirement in joining Terry's contest. That's why I'm including this in my post.

I've been a constant visitor to Terry's superb blog because I need to learn more about writing. I really do. Because I need to be an uber blogger when I grow up.

But that's not enough to please Terry. Now he wants me to learn some serious ninja moves, too. Okay, I need to learn the following:

1. My true love. I need some love advice. Why do I blog? Do I blog because I just need a place to come home to? Do I blog because I need validation? Am I just a peacock who's in love with my own feathers? Should I teach other peacocks how to strut their stuff? Or should this peacock just offer his services to the online community.

2. SEO. What a strange language SEO is. I'm praying this arcane stuff will go the way of Latin - much revered but safely tucked away. There's no escaping it, I know. I've wasted four months running from it. It's my only work out, but I'm willing to give up running. Have to deal with it now.

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4/13/09

Sex Taught Me All the Things I Need to Know About Blogging

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This post is inspired by Michael Martine's humorous take on Twitter as a social media phenomenon . Says Michael:

"Twitter is like sex. You can read all the stuff (or look at it) about sex all you want, but if you’ve never had it, you simply have no idea what it’s like."

I quite agree with Michael's humorous analogy. And though I'd love to play the devil's advocate, I simply can't summon enough neurons to even come up with something close to his classic piece. So I did something else.

Good sex is like blogging

And it is this - when I think of sex I can readily associate it with blogging. Perhaps that says something about my stamina or writing mojo? That my dear readers is a question. This is not a wedding so I will not be asking for any arguments to the contrary. Hold your peace, I say.

But I digress. Let's hear it from another funny man. Billy Crystal says, "Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place."

Well, let me tell you, blog readers are like women when it comes to reading blogs. They need to have good reasons to get intimate with you as a blog author.

How to make your readers stick with you


1. Clean up your act. Nothing turns off a reader than an author who neglects the basics of good hygiene. You have to smell good, look good, clean, and irresistible. It means choosing lean, sinewy and precise words. Nothing busts your chances with readers than neglecting your choice of words or phrases. You don't make your readers swoon over your post by throwing your undies with tell-tale signs of skid marks into your blog.

2. Build up anticipation. A good headline entices and makes a promise. It leads the reader to your lead paragraph. Does she have a clear idea what you aim to do? Of course, she does - but will she like your style? Will she purr in pleasure as you lead her on sentence after sentence, paragraph by paragraph into a satisfying climax? Be cool. And stop being a Neanderthal, hitting your readers in the head with your purple prose in a vain ruse to lure them into your dark cave. They will leave you when they come to.

3. Be versatile. Do you serve the same dish every day? No wonder why your readers are looking for other blogs to entertain them. Mix it up a little . Be adventurous. The missionary post delivers all right, but can be dreadful if served to your readers every time. Think of long, intense explorations of your niche topic. Think of magnificent and over-arching pillars. Very meaty, right? Make them unforgettable and you will find your readers camping out in your blog for more. After that, seduce your readers with stories or teach them new tricks by featuring interviews on topics that resonate with their heart.

4. Be intimate. Readers love intimacy. They gobble up your words all right, but they need to touch and feel what makes you tick, what saddens you, what pushes your buttons. Perhaps you are the all-conquering muscle man , but sometimes to identify with you, readers need to know what's your kryptonite. Don't be afraid to let them see you're flawed like them once in a while.

5. Be generous. It's not all about you, baby. Your readers have problems, pressed for time, harassed at work, beset by issues. You're not making it easier for them by dumping on them your tired pick up lines. Give them a back rub, knead their aching shoulders, listen to their problems and offer your best solutions. You're not a show horse - try to be useful.

6. Be honest. Nothing turns off readers more than dishonesty and hypocrisy. I don't know the exact science behind this, but readers have a keen radar for BS. Is it intuition? Is it a life visited too often by betrayal? I can't put a finger to it. But I'm sure your elegant words and your outstanding theme design will not make your readers open the door for you the second time around.

7. Be knowledgeable. As a blog reader, drivel turns me off and make me cover my family jewels for some imagined assault. I admit I get turned on by a marvelous turn of phrase. I don't know if they've already invented a name for this disease if it is a disease. But it's true, you can lead me on by the nose for some tryst if your words, sentences, and paragraphs all conspire to make me lose my inhibitions. Appeal to my hunger for knowledge and my morals go out through the window.

8. Be accessible. Readers might stay if they know who you are. Leave them your card. Write something on your about page. You're in it for the long haul, right? One mindless episode with you can be satisfying, but if you want them to stay you've to do away with your avatar. Part of an engaging intercourse that can happen in a blog is to see the reassuring face of its author with whom we are getting intimate with.

9. Be funny. If you can't - be playful at least. Words turn me on as reader, but I have to say humor or playfulness works like an aphrodisiac. A humorous mind is sexy and is likely to set the mood for a productive one on one with the reader. I may not recall all the useful things you told me, but you bet I will remember that I have a good time with you.

10. Be humble. Readers know you're a learned man. But please don't swagger too much. You're likely to break some china. Or shatter your readers expectations. Rid yourself of the illusion that you have your readers wrapped in your little finger. They can leave you anytime. Why? For all your brilliance, in the grand scheme of things, you are not exactly God's gift to blogging.

Time to draw something from your bag of tricks, my friends. What's your neat little secret? What works for you as writer or as a blog reader?

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4/3/09

Welcome Fifi, We Heart You Too


Good news, friends. Fifi has joined our ranks. She has finally put up a blog of her own: i heart tibby.

Tibby for the uninitiated is a name she gives to her online pet on Facebook. Fifi has a funny story about her fascination with Tibby her online pet. But I think it will be better if you hear it from her.

Many of you might be surprised that in so short a time she had landed on the top 10 commenter for March. I'm not. She's lot of interesting things to say. She used to just email me her reactions on my posts until I have convinced her the readers here are properly vetted, making their bite pretty useless. Am I right, my friends?

You will do just fine,Fifi. I know it's easy for me to say this, having no experience juggling studying for the law and blogging and taking care of Tibby. For what it's worth, however, I credit blogging in keeping me sane. Besides I can't afford to lose it as the community here keeps me from keeling over. So I guess you might find blogging helpful, too.

So what do you say, friends? Let's pay our new buddy a visit, okay?

Well, Fifi - welcome aboard!

4/2/09

Gearing Up for a Word War: When Do You Push the Button?

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I had an interesting day in Twitter the other day. I followed a meta blogger who had many times baited an A-list blogger into a word war. I had read a few exchanges between the two and I must say the A-list blogger handled himself well. He remained levelheaded, answered the points raised by his nemesis with calm and deliberation. But the lesser light of the meta blogging world would not let go. Perhaps realizing the futility of engaging the other blogger in a long and fruitless debate the superstar blogger let it rest.

I am friends with both the superstar blogger and the superstar wannabe in Twitter. And a delicious thought ran through my mind. I'm in the front row seat of the Twitter coliseum. Has superstar wannabe outgrown his grievances? After all, I have seen their online tussle when I was still a mere blog reader and Twitter then was not as big as it is now. Will superstar wannabe use Twitter to showcase his gladiatorial skill? Interesting Twitter melodrama.

And this makes me think: Would I have acted with the same supreme coolness that superstar blogger displayed?

I doubt it. But of course I've been blogging for only four months now. I have not yet been tested in such sticky situations yet - no occasion to feel anger or betrayal. So I'm interested to know. What gets your goat? What are the issues or wrong moves of other bloggers that will surely get you riled up?

Will you write a stinging post? Are you up for waging a word war on a matter of principle? Or will you just hide your broken arm in your sleeves?



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4/1/09

Top Commentator Award Winner for March

Blog author extraordinaire Yatot of The Yatot Chronicles wins this blog's Top Commentator Award for March. For his feat - he has won three times in a row since January - I'm also giving Yatot the Hall of Fame Award for blog commenting.

This means Yatot is already out of the running for the top commentator award for the rest of the year. Thus, I have honored a dear friend and at the same time averted a mini-revolt on my hands. :) Am I not clever or what.

Uber Amazing Blog Award



Aside from winning Absolute Friend by John le Carre, Yatot also takes home the Uber Amazing Blog Award. Let Bingke, who gave me this award, explain what it is all about: "The award is presented to blogs who are "exceedingly amazing" ; blogs that inspire you, make you smile and laugh, give important information, great reads, have terrific designs and just simply awesome."

Not so fast, Yatot. Other readers - Roy, Dee and Elmot - who gave you a mild scare in this month's top commentator race will be sharing this award with you.

One important rule in posting this award in your blog is to state the reason why you love blogging. Here are my reasons: It's only in blogging I get to plumb the clogged depths of my dirty mind, haul out the offending debris, and still be applauded for my feat. It's only in blogging that I get to rub elbows with like-minded journeymen like you and be the richer for it. Blogging helps me define myself. Blogging also leads me to your doorsteps. And having known you - nothing can take that away from me.

Drama - A new skill brought about by blogging. :)

The list of the top commentators for March are as follows:

1. Yatot - 22
2. Roy - 17
3. Dee - 16
4. Elmot - 16
5. Fifi - 16
6. Joji - 12
7. Bingkee - 11
8. Lemuel - 10
9. Adrian - 8
10. Petit and Earthlingorgeous - 7

Passionate Blogger Award



Here's another award I'd like to give to Joji, Bingkee (if you haven't got this already), Lemuel, Adrian, Petit and Earthlingorgeous: Passionate Blogger Award. This award was given by my good friend Dee who has excellent taste in such things.

The rules say you have to post five things you're passionate about and to pass it on to five people. Here's my list:

1. Coffee - because it powers me up and makes me a decent companion.
2. Twitter - because I was a bird in my previous life.
3. Moleskin notebook - because I don't feel I'm an uber blogger until I get one.
4. Kindle2 - because it's somewhere out there, taunting me, "Take me, take me."
5. Laptop - because it's a must-have toy.

A Perfect Blend of Friendship Award



The sole recipient of Perfect Blend of Friendship Award goes to Fifi. She has recently sliced off a big chunk of her Facebook time to be with us. Thank you for your active participation in this blog, Fifi. By the way, I suspect we have infected her with the blogging virus lately. She has promised to give her Friendster blog a makeover. Way to go, Fifi. :)

Addendum to Top Commentator Award Rules:

In case the commenting pace picks up here, I'd like to inform you that you're allowed to post 10 comments per day. Your comments over the 10/day rule will not be counted, but these will be still be published. This is a rule I have happily filched from my friend Jaypee who's holding the same top commentator contest in his blog. As usual, I will not count off-topic comments although they might still be published. Please write in English so everybody understands what you're saying.
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3/30/09

March Top Commentator Update

Joji Kato (JPN) at a World Cup in Thialf (Heer...Image via Wikipedia

Here's an update on those in the running for top commentator award for March which will end tomorrow. As of 8:20 pm today, here are the figures:

1. Yatot - 21
2. Elmot and Roy - 16
3. Dee - 14
4. Joji - 12
5. Bingkee - 10
6. Fifi- 10
7. Lemuel -9
8. Adrian - 8
9. Earthlingorgeous - 7
10. Petit and diTesco - 5

The top commentator widget on the sidebar sums up the last 500 comments made on this blog. This means if the total comments made for March is less than 500, this widget poaches on the comment count in February. That sucks right? But I will have to make do with it until I find a widget that can be configured to reflect the monthly comments made on a blog.

As you can see, I made a tally of the scores by hand a la Comelec. Pshaw, I should be on Twitter but here I am doing my little assignment. :) Which leaves me no choice but to ask you - do you have something to recommend? Please feel free to suggest a trick to make this a less bloody exercise.

Fifi, do you have a blog? Perhaps you want to share it with us? You can always start one, you know.

I'm also asking your recommendation for a popular post widget that's applicable in Blogger. Maybe you can help me out on that, too.

At stake for March top commentator award is a book. No, it's not Kama Sutra. Do you fancy John Grisham? Or perhaps John le Carre. Take your pick. It's a modest gift for now, dear friends. It's something I set aside from my modest salary. Lol. I hope that sufficiently explains it.

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3/29/09

Sssh: Your Writing Sucks, But I Still Love It

Eons ago somebody fell in love with me, and of course being curious and all that, I asked why. The verdict was that because I was fun to be with. Sure, I was hoping for more earth-shaking reasons such as irresistible good looks, sex appeal, and state of the art brain.

No such luck. But I learned to live with it. It was a good start and we had fun all right.

The same can be said in blogging. If you have fun with your blog, meaning you write things you're familiar with and have fun with it at the same time, I think you've got a winner in your hands. Readers will seek you out although you don't pass yourself off as a guru.

You can even make the shambles that is your life as a magnet to draw readers to your blog. There's something to be said about royal screw ups. People read to entertain themselves. And what higher entertainment than to read a guy's post that points out he's more miserable than you are.

Maybe it's the tone of voice you use. Or your quirky sense of humor. Or your extreme lack of humor - that can be funny,too. Add to this the lack of artifice in your writing. You write to share an interesting story even if you appear as the "balahura" (scoundrel). That's brave, I'd say.

Polished writing helps. Grammatical errors can savage your post such that it can be painful to read - true. But that's not the whole story. As my feed reader is my witness, I can proudly say that I'm subscribed to a lot of bloggers whose posts are riddled with grammatical mistakes. Over time, these mistakes can be remedied by careful study and industry. Paucity of ideas - this is the hardest challenge to master.

Jonathan Morrow gave very useful tips for bloggers who fear their writing suck . What astounds me in his post, however, was when he said:

You thought blogs were something more noble? Well, maybe they are… to you. To the average person though, they’re simply something to do while they sip their coffee in the morning, unwind before going to bed, or take a break at work. If they didn’t read your blog, they would have to think about how crappy their life is, and that’s unacceptable. So, they turn to something more interesting: you.


Learn to relax. Give yourself permission to goof once in a while. Trust me, it's a liberating experience.

Over to you now. You can tear at me now for advocating loose writing. That is, if you can find your target. Lol.

3/24/09

25 Things I Wish You Did Not Know About Me

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Douglas Adams: "I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by."

Me: I love them, too. I don't live my life, however, in complete terror of their approaching steps. Besides I have made a commitment to post every other day. I don't like to give readers an excuse to expel a sigh of relief on account of me being tongue-tied.

Not.

So here goes, my list of 25 things I owe Dee ,Chuvaness , Yatot , and Bingkee .

1. I was born in September.

2. In Oriental Mindoro during the decade when man first landed on the moon.

3. Don't snicker. Don't ask me my age. You'll not get far. Plurk did and I promptly deleted my account.

4. No writing genes in the family as far as I know. Maybe I can include my departed father who wrote like a man possessed during the last years of his life - because he needed to wage war against failing memory.

5. He called it his autobiography - accounts of his courtship of my mother, early family life, ghosts, "aswang", and his life as a guerrilla in World War 2.

6. He might have been a better blogger than I could have ever been. He had such an interesting life and had that gift with people. He was a natural

7. whereas I have to be shoved to get myself seen in social gatherings.

8. My father had a great influence in my reading habits. Our home then was like a periodical section of a good sized library.

9. I did not know I can write until my senior year in high school. I was made editor of the school paper because the brilliant students were into more high profile clubs like boy/girl scouting and speech and drama clubs. Only a handful of useless dorks were left. Writing is a great equalizer for lonely dorks, I soon found out.

10. Did not see a hint of panic or sense of hopelessness in my journalism adviser. She chose us without flinching - could have been her devoutness at work there.

11. So I wrote and thought myself a writer. It suited me just fine because I was an introvert.

12. Studied Communication Arts/Journalism in college because it had the least number of mathematics subjects.

13. Got involved again with the college paper. Worked my way up the rung - from junior writer in my freshman year to editor in my last year in college.

14. Met Ayn Rand. Graham Greene. Somerset Maugham. John le Carre. And went to bed with all of them. My only concession to promiscuity.

15. Bought once the humongous War and Peace and carried it around campus like a proper prick. Never got around to reading it though.

16. Lost it to a niece who filched it from me. Maybe she used it to intimidate her male admirers. Not sure.

17. But somebody in college read a whole collection of Graham Greene on my account. No, the ploy did not work.

18. I had other things in mind. Like being alone. And being in love with chocnuts, coffee, beer, and lately - blogging.

19. I find blogging less intimidating. Unlike writing, don't you think so, too?

20. I've been keeping alive the dream that I can write. Blogging does that to my head.

21. Maybe you will call that copping out if you're a purist. Maybe it is. It is a terrible thing to realize you're not equal to your dream after all.

22. But I don't let it bother me too much. The sooner I realize it the better. At least I'll know when it's come staring me in the face.

23. Hold it - here's a thought. May be this holds the clue why I'm so guarded about my age. I'm getting old and yet I have nothing to show for it. Whoa - terrible thought, that.

24. And here's another thing - I still smoke. It's not death wish. Gosh, I intend to write/blog as long as I can.

25. Because I consider this blog my surrogate child. And though this child can be such a pain in the ass sometimes, I can deal with it. I will stay the course. Meredith of Grey's Anatomy says it best: "That knowing is better than wondering, that waking is better than sleeping, and even the biggest failure, even the worst, beat the hell out of never trying."

That's all, folks. Unfortunately, I'm not passing this to anybody. Help yourself to it if you must.

3/22/09

Why Shacking Up with Twitter Injects Life to Your Blog

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My regular readers I suspect must be puzzled by my increasing fascination with Twitter. Am I falling out of love with my blog and shacking up with social media heartthrob that is Twitter?

Am I turning into an internet fop? Others may perhaps suggest another term: social media whore. Oh boy, am I becoming a streetwalker in Twitterverse? Sheesh. Of course not.

Tapping Into the Power of Twitter and Other Social Media

Frankly my dear, internet conversation is not taking place in the confines of a blog anymore. It has left in a huff and set up camp in Twitter. Or Facebook. What's a blog author got to do?

Well, put on your party dress and let's go to Twitter. There's the party. Others dismiss Twitter as the new office water cooler that will soon outlive the buzz it is currently generating. Yeah, right - you wish it were so. It's your right to be in a state of denial. Guess what, Twitter is where the movers and shakers in every field gather. It's where conversations are taking place. It's a nice place to be seen and develop friendships and alliances.

It used to be you write a post and encourage reader interaction by asking questions, by keeping your writing conversational, by keeping them a little incomplete so readers will be encouraged to comment. And of course the old tactic of commenting on high traffic sites, article writing, and guest posting.

And they still work. And I still do it - except guest posting and article writing - because they are effective tools in getting readers for your blog. But there's another way of doing it and it is where Twitter comes in.

Twitter is the new power tool - the coolest contraption among the social media giants.

And yet there are still some misgivings about Twitter of course. Let me address some of them.

1. Twitter is so random - an endless stream of tweets going nowhere. You're following the wrong people. If your interest is in writing like I do it's best you follow fellow writers, or journalists, or people in the performing arts. Even bloggers from other niches who you hold in high esteem can help you to be a well rounded blog author. Those are the right people to connect to. Doing so makes the stream of tweets you see very relevant to your interest.

And nobody can spam you if you don't allow it. Just unfollow people who rub you the wrong way. Or block them as the case maybe.

Personally, I cast a wider net. Because I need to build up a wide base of followers who can hear what I have to say. But I'm not obsessed with numbers. I'm trimming my list as I add people to it. This evening, I'm axing a guy who tweets nothing but tips on how to get on the good side of women. I'm not a prude or anything, but I find it extremely vexing to hear all these ruses to get into a woman's pants. Every single frigging day. Is he a bot or something? Or an unimaginative paid hack?

2. It's not driving traffic to my site. Complete waste of time. Come on - you may have been tweeting nothing but links to your latest blog post. That guarantees you'd be ignored and written off as a spammer in no time. Take time to develop relationships first. Know who you follow and your followers as well. Be useful first. What expertise can you share that will help your own followers? Even a helpful link that points to a probable solution to their problem can help develop trust and likability in Twitter.

Likability delivers result
. As it is in your blog, so it is in Twitter and in the other social media. Maybe your ideas are not outstanding. In fact they maybe average, but if you're helpful and take the time to develop friendships first then you have a better chance at getting noticed.

People have to like you first before you get yourself heard. Just like in a party. In no time, you will find yourself followers who tweet links to your post as soon as you hit the publish button. Because they like you and what you're doing.

Helping your fellow users do not literally mean having a hand in actually solving their problems. It can be as simple as retweeting another person's concerns. He needs work or a part-time job - by all means, spread the word. Retweet it among your followers. Here's a guide to RT or retweeting.

A fellow blogger needs a favorable review for his latest masterpiece and he sends you a DM (direct message) in Twitter. Reply immediately and see what you can do. Maybe you're pressed for time and can't write a proper review. But you can always give the post a simple thumbs up or a snappy but encouraging comment in his blog.

3. I'm not getting noticed. I have no use for it. Review your recent tweets. What are they about? Is it generally about what you're eating at the moment? Or a partial inventory of what constitutes your boring day at the office?

I say you're being too literal. The homepage of Twitter encourages you to say "what you are doing?" in 140 letters, but you're not limited to that. Be creative. Relax. Share what's on your mind with candor. And joke a little, for Pete's sake. It shows you're a likable fellow.

Here's @linksmonkey: Intermission: "Off to attend a funeral. Expecting a 10 minute eulogy followed by 30 minutes of rebuttal."

And here's @dooce: Me: "Leta, you finished your cereal, and I didn't even have to threaten you!" Leta: "It's because I'm five now. It's what we do."

Unless you're Oscar Wilde personified don't limit yourself to tweeting about quotations and proverbs. If I'm really interested I'd go straight to the site in question and not bother with what you've dug up. Don't be afraid to be original because it's your passport to getting noticed.

Last night, I retweeted a particularly lovely quote. A lady named @jansimpson sent me a tweet debunking the quote and explained why. I was floored, but not offended. And we exchanged tweets about the subject. In the end, I accepted her version of the quote because I felt she improved upon it.

@jansimpson
says: Hopefulness doesn't need a lamp with a bulb to burn out-hopefulness has an internal heater.

Of course, I retweeted her revised version. That to me is meaningful conversation. Not every tweet is about you, your post, or the particular brand or product you're selling. It's about making human connection with another fellow we like. In real life, we go to the market to buy say fish or meat. We don't go about this mundane task by buying from the first person that we notice. We go straight to the fish vendor who we personally know and trust. And so it is with Twitter. Both of us maybe coming from opposite ends of the hemisphere but if I have a personal connection with you remarkable things can happen afterward. Maybe I gain a reader to my blog. Or better yet - a friend. Or future creative collaboration may not be a little far off.

4. I'm a serious blogger - would rather trust Google and other resource-rich sites to give heft and substance to my writing. I have no beef against Google. I find it still relevant. All I'm saying is Twitter is fast coming up as the best alternative search engine. Google's powerful machines are still churning out relevant search results, but I'm increasingly getting seduced by Twitter's potentiality as a search engine. Top users in every field, the geeks, and virtually all the leading lights in every profession are in Twitter and this collective wealth of personal recommendations I'm lusting after.

Say for example, I need to come up with video blogging to spice up my blog. Who do I trust more? Google's algorithm? I'd rather hear out first Robert Scoble/@sobleizer and other known video bloggers who are all in Twitter.

I'm in a serious dilemma with my writing. Do I ask the impersonal Google? No, I'd hear out what Brian Clark has to say first. If he's caught up with something else at the moment, then I go to @joannayoung who I have a personal connection with in Twitter.

The benefit of this is I get a real shot at following up on my concerns in real time. In Google and other traditional search engines,you may find the results relevant, but nothing beats a personal recommendation from a person you trust and respect.

5. Why waste time and ideas on a site you do not own. Post it on your blog where there's a likelihood that it will make you a tidy sum. I use Twitter as a listening post, a tool that amplifies my presence and voice. My activities there - holding virtual pow-wows with like-minded persons, helping people with retweets and links to precious resources I found in the internet, bonding with friends and developing relationships with other people - are but an extension of my blog. It's my five senses all right, but not necessarily all of me.

It's not a waste of time expending nuggets of wisdom or a germ of a wonderful idea in 140 letters. I can always take them home with me to this blog and snip off the ragged edges and hone them till they shine. Twitter is a good sounding board, but it is in your blog where the real work takes place. It's wasted on you, of course, if you're just kicking around useful ideas like pebbles in twitterverse road and then go out to complain it has been a waste of time.

This may be a hosted blog, but in it still resides my bloody entrails and my soul. Twitter is a party I go to, but this blog is my home and where I go to touch base with what is essentially me.

Recommended reading: Why It's Worth Sticking with Twitter

Here's a guide on how to brand yourself on Twitter.

3/20/09

Hateful Online Behavior That Sets You on a Warpath

Cave TrollImage by ElDave via Flickr

@houseofpuroy sent a tweet yesterday. He held a contest on his flagship blog to gain more readers and subscribers. One of the requirements in entering the contest was to subscribe to Roy's feed. After the winner was announced, Roy noticed a big number of those who did not win had unsubscribed.

^!?#&!!!

Yes, you can say that again. I felt the same way, too.

Being the gentleman that he is, Roy did not bust a vein ranting on his blog. If not for his tweet, I'd hardly know this has irked him. If I were in his shoes, I would have spent hours devising a painful revenge. But that's just me. And my low frustration threshold.

Although, in retrospect, those are the kind of readers any blog author can afford losing. Really. They're after the freebies. They come buttering you up in small talk, but with one eye cocked in the direction of your refrigerator. Or cupboard. Other than that you'd find more joy in talking and having a romp with your dog, or cat as the case maybe.

I'd rather be impaled by my quick-thinking readers on a questionable idea I raise here. Or be favored by a troll. At least you know where they are coming from. The former raises the level of conversation going on in your blog community. A troll can spice up a sleepy blog, but up to a certain point only, of course.

So this gets me thinking: What riles you up to the quick? Greasy online flattery? Grammar vigilantes who laugh and point at you every time you trip over it's and its? Supposed online buddies who steal your blog post ideas? A stalker who wants to get into your blogging pants maybe?

Over to you, my friends.



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3/14/09

Here's Why I Deserve to Win A WordPress Blog

To qualify for the blog contest at TheWeBlogZone, I have to write a post why I think I deserve to win it.

(Author's Note: Please read the next post for the details of this contest.)

Here are my main points why I think I deserve to win this contest:


I need to take my blogging to the next level
.

I have been blogging for only 70 days and already I feel the constraints of a hosted blog platform. But pundits will say I should have started with WordPress on day one and while their reasons are exemplary, let's not go into that.

Some background. The blogging virus caught me when I had read Jehzeel's blog. I did not know I was already infected. I kept coming to his blog to read his latest post. When there was a new update, I'd dig deep into his archives. Consequently, I started commenting on his post and from thereon we kept exchanging emails about blogging. He offered to host my blog. For free. The only thing I had to do is to get a domain name.

I had found a new found love: blogging. But I took the opposite route by registring with Blogger. It took me a while to visit Jehz blog again because I was ashamed of my stubbornness. But he did not take it against me. We're still good online buddies.

Through these three months that I have been checking in on my blog neighbors, I always feel inferior about my blog. They have WordPress themes to die for. And marvelous plug-ins and widgets. I can only stand along the picket fence with mouth open in wonderment. I've been keeping up a carefree facade but deep inside I always feel like a poor cousin among my online friends. After all, I have been living under the bridge at the pittance of Blogger.

Monk waiting - hospital Issan, ThailandImage by Sailing "Footprints: Real to Reel" (Ronn ashore) via Flickr



Why should I be ashamed when I am not hurting anybody in the course of my blogging?

I know. I have been faithful to my blog - posting every other day. But faith and perseverance is not enough.

I have been studying to better my craft: subscribed to the big guns in the blogosphere, sitting practically at their feet to learn as much as my feeble brain can. But passion is not enough.

I have sacrificed many things so I can sit every day at my desktop so I can blog. Gave up prime time television. Which meant no more 24. No more Lost. No more American Idol. Gave up online gaming (I miss you, Nortrom the Silencer. LOL). But sacrifices are sometimes not enough.

I have been writing my own content. They may be a little skewed, a little off-putting sometimes, or juvenile and this I concede, but they are my own. They are not scraped materials from some obscure underbelly of the internet. Forensic blood spatter experts will tell you the microscopic stains on my posts are mine alone. But originality is not enough.

Unless I take my blogging to another level.

I need to be taken seriously as a blog author
. I'm blogging on borrowed time, living under the pittance of Blogger. Any day, any hour, my blog can be taken off the blogosphere by Google. And Google doesn't need any earthshaking reason to do away with my blog. It can do so on a whim. Maybe down the road, for some quirk of fate, I will hit it big with Digg, driving monstrous traffic into this quiet blog. And Google will have been alarmed about the traffic spike and might have pulled the rug from under Sa Labas ng Mandaluyong. No amount of appeal can bring it back. You're a splog, Jan, we're sorry. End of discussion.

I have joined the blogging world without much thinking. I thought my enthusiasm was enough. Seriously, who will remember Sa Labas ng Mandaluyong? That's quite a mouthful and bad for the palate. It's obscure. What does it mean? Unless you're a medical personnel from the mental institution in Mandaluyong City and goes about town with a straitjacket and a zapper. But you're not. You have no time for this inside joke. Sa Labas ng Mandaluyong is a joke gone stale. It's not enough if I want to be taken seriously as a blog author. And I do need to be taken seriously.

To sum up, let me borrow some words of wisdom from Friedrich Nietzsche, "No price is too high to pay for the privilege of owning yourself."

Winning this contest will give me the opportunity to do just so. A good start so I can rightfully claim the privilege of owning myself.

Invitation to you, dear readers. I'm lusting to win this contest, but I'm inviting you to join me. If I don't clinch this, I'd feel less crestfallen if one of you can take it home with you. Elmot, Joji, James, Lemuel, Adrian,Jade and Yatot - this is for us, guys.

Come on, let's make this our project.

Related Post: 10 Traits of a Die-Hard Blogger

If You Don't Join This Contest, You'll Hate Yourself Later

If you're a web author on Blogger this contest is for you. Rocky John Tayaban of TheWeBlogZone has cooked up a contest to put all other blog contests to shame. Here's what he's giving away:

* One Year Blog Hosting with BlueHost
* Domain Name (Subject to availability)
* Thesis Wordpress Theme-
* Custom Header, Logo and Banner
* Wordpress, Thesis And Plug-ins Installations
* Blog Transfer: Blogger To Wordpress
* One Month Free Support + 30 Minutes Telephone Support

What's great about this contest is that Rocky will personally create a custom header, logo and banner for your Thesis theme until you're satisfied with the outcome. If you're technically challenged with everything about HTML and such arcane stuff you'd be pleased Rocky will do some more heavy lifting for your pleasure. He's going to set up the WordPress blog himself including the installation of WP plug ins. He'd be monitoring your progress even if your blog is up and running. His technical support is nothing to sneeze at - he'd be calling you at his own expense.

Who Can Join
.

This contest is open to all blogspot authors who have been blogging for at least two months. He/she must have a minimum of 20 unique posts.

How To Join

To be eligible for this contest, you must be subscribed to TheWeBlogZone. You must announce this contest in your own blog and state the reason why you think you should win this contest. When you're done posting about the contest, you must inform Rocky by leaving the URL of your post in his comment section.

3/12/09

Finding the Right Balance Between Social Media and Productivity

The social media can spread the good news about you, bring you traffic to your blog and the brand you painstakingly cultivate. Alas, they can also make you less productive.

Atop my to-do list is to build a fair number of future posts for this blog. It's like saving for the rainy days when inspiration ebbs. Or when life wrests you away to deal with real life problems and other emergencies.

But of late, I find myself becoming sucked in a black hole called Twitter. My reasons for going there are unassailable:

1. I'm on a treasure hunt for valuable links I can take back to this blog - seedlings of future post ideas.

2. I'm networking - connecting with prospective readers and online friends.

3. I'm taking the pulse of what's out there - news, new trends, emerging technologies that might impact on my writing.

4. Of course, I'm also striking a pose and somewhat liking it.

Twittergrader after all gave me a report card of 95.5. Another Twitter application Twitterholic ranked me 65th among users in the Philippines.

Should I be happy? No. I'm practically scrambling to beat my posting deadline, a clear case of blogging hand-to-mouth. It's taking me a lot harder to get into my writing groove. My attention span is shot. I'm even beginning to think there is a sliver of truth to the notion that online interaction is rewiring how we think and make decisions.

Gosh, can it be this technology overload is turning my brain into a flat pancake? You know the symptoms. You pick up a reasonably good book to read, but you can't concentrate. You keep throwing anxious looks at your desktop or your blackberry. Can't keep pace with what the author's driving at. His multi-layered subtleties don't send delicious chills down your spine anymore. You're impatient - how you wish he'd get to the point and give you the lowdown, preferably in bullet points.

Facebook and other social bookmarking sites

I rarely check to see what's up with Facebook lately. I used to like it a lot because interaction in Facebook is a little laid back. You can almost describe it as pastoral. I can play games, check messages, approve the occasional friend request and move out. That's the lovely part. Then it happened. I got poked a lot. What's with these people? Send me a message instead. I hate to be prodded and poked like so much sidewalk merchandise. And I don't need to hunt for Easter eggs. That and getting friend recommendations of half-naked punks - what am I now a casting couch or something?

It's good that whenever I twit this gets published as well in Facebook. Whenever I hit the stumble button this gets shown in Friendfeed and Twitter as well. Good. Efficient use of technology and all that But it's weird - like I shouted something and this echoes and reechoes in the vast Grand Canyons of the internet.

For all its benefits the social media have the power to make your productivity toast. I find it gobbling up large chunks of time that would otherwise have been put to better use: like actually living. And writing.

Over to you now, friends. How do you deal with these online temptations? What system do you have in place that guarantees productivity and optimum social media presence?

I'm all ears for your suggestions. And of course you can join me in Twitter later. :) Let's spook some people there, okay?

Recommended Post: 50+ Writer Uses for Twitter
Related Post: My Twitter Friends Mosaic

3/7/09

Who Else Wants to be a Topnotch Blogger?

In this post I'd continue where I left off in Get Rid of that Feeling of Inadequacy as a Writer. Two readers contributed practical and valuable writing tips. I'd like to highlight them here as I believe these will impact positively on our daily blogging:

1. Yatot: "As I said in the past, people can all be bloggers but not all of them can become writers... but then again, here's the good news... blogging can improve the way you write... it's like a practice ground to everything in writing!"

We all start at that awkward stage when it seems we're not making any progress. We start writing one thing and end up discussing another - a post that's at war with itself. Sometimes we mix metaphors unknowingly. Other times we let modifiers to dangle ever so perilously. And that's when we're being productive. We have yet to touch on those moments when are stuck with a blank page. But that's for another post.

If at this stage of your blogging career you still feel inadequate with your writing my advice is to press on. As a reader, I don't let myself get distracted by a few errors in grammar. That can't be helped. My writing is often visited by errors, too. What matters to me - and to a lot of people, I think - is your story, your voice, your ideas.

I will not name names. Because I find it awkward to cite fellow bloggers' work in this fashion. But I'm telling you this. I started blogging because of two individuals who have inadequate grasp of English. They inspire me to stop being mere reader and to become a blog author myself. What they wrote about and how they wrote it will make any self-respecting English teacher sob in anguish. Dig deep into the archives of some of our Filipino top bloggers and find out for yourself how awkward they were in the initial stage of their blogging career.

This did not stop me from reading them. Not because I'd like to feel superior and laugh at their faces. Nope. I love their unique voice and their personal stories more than the lapses in sentence construction. You guessed right - the primacy of their ideas won me over.

I keep reading them because I see great talent unfolding bit by bit. And I will be a fool not to be a witness or part of that transformation.

For the record, they have since improved a lot. Blogging improved their writing. Over time.

And I don't see why your case will be any different. With time, you'd find the going a little bit easier. Just keep on writing on a daily basis as Yatot suggested. If you feel you've a lot to learn, take heart because blogging can improve the way you write eventually.

2. Bingkee: "Read and read and read a lot. Write and write and write a lot. Develop a style of your own but be natural. Don't try to be what you are not. It's just gonna come out you're a T.H. (trying hard) if you do that."

Reading will help you big time especially if you need to improve your writing. Read the best web authors. Subscribe to their feed. What makes their writing sizzle? How do they do it? Break down their post in manageable pieces and find out why they work.

I had worked as a clerk in a factory years ago. I was straight from college. It was a culture shock to me. The language was colorful, blunt,sexually suggestive, and expletives? - oh boy. But it was not for long. Over time, I found myself quite at home speaking exclusively about genitalia and various acts of copulation to express disgust, admiration, sadness, surprise and whatever situation that presented itself.

It's the same with reading. Keep yourself with the company of the masters and you'd see remarkable progress in your writing. Bingkee is right - read up the classic books. How will this impact on your writing? A lot. Over time you'd find your voice and be more confident in your writing.

Now, over to you, dear readers. Care to share your top secret formula to become a great blogger?

Recommended Reading: Have that staying power in blogging. And here's another good read: How to turn your passion into a blog.

3/3/09

Shaking My Tail Feathers

I'm so happy I can't help but shake my tail feathers.

Because I've won Top Commentator of the Month in Jaypee's blog. I thought I lost that one, but there's something to be said for grim determination. I'm still a little sore from all the commenting I've done over at Jaypee's blog. But hey, what's to be grumpy about. After all, I've won these goodies:

* $15 via Paypal
* some WordPress schwag pencil, pin, stickers and temporary tattoo, and
* a WordCamp Las Vegas or WordPress tshirt.

The good news is that this is an ongoing contest at Jaypee's cool technology and blogging news and reviews blog.
You still have time to participate. And even if you're not interested in joining the contest you'd find the posts compelling.

My top commentator of the month contest is still on. Here are the contest guidelines:

1. You can also react to a fellow reader's comment if you wish. Just keep it civil. Contrary views couched in hateful language will be struck down.

2. Comments must be relevant to the post. Spammy comments like "Great post. You did it again." will be deleted.

3. Kindly write in English so our international friends can join in the conversation. I can't edit your comments so there's no way I can provide a rough translation. Comments made in Filipino will not be deleted but these will not be reflected in your score.

4. I'm open to suggestions to make this more fun for you. Raising the monetary value of the prize? I wish I can do that but I'm feeling the pinch, too - what can I say?

Here's a video to give you an idea how happy I'd been since winning this contest. Shaking my tail feathers is my new skill. I hope you enjoy this -



3/2/09

Top Commentator for February



Yatot of The Yatot Chronicles, a delicious online magazine, is this blog's Top Commentator of the Month. For his zestful interaction with all of us here he will receive Haruki Murakami's A Wild Sheep Chase.

I'm dying to send him a pair of native chickens, but I got nervous the last minute. I'm afraid Yatot would not take kindly to being greeted by squawking chickens in his place of work. So I settled for a book to give away. Much safer that way.

Please send me your address, Yatot. I need to send this first thing in the morning because I have this great itch to rip the plastic wrapping of the book and curl up in bed and just read it.

James Thurber once said, "There are two kinds of light--the glow that illuminates, and the glare that obscures."

In my eyes, Yatot is precisely that - a light that illuminates. Thanks Yatot for shining your light in my blog. It seems more alive with your laughter and voice in it. Your gift of friendship is deeply appreciated.

Visit Yatot in his flagship blog. Read my lips: he's got other blogs under his belt. It's got a new look - simple elegance. He is very outgoing and fun guy to be with. Show him some love. He's a funny cookie, but even a lovely cookie needs to be told once in a while that he's yummy and delicious and deserving of our mighty Rarr!

2/24/09

My Wet Dream and Other Birthday Wishes

Consistency is the last refuge of the unimaginative. - Oscar Wilde

If I hate being tagged before, I say I love this now. I hope that explains this 360 degrees turn. But don't get any weird ideas - because I'm doing this only for Bingkee.

Here goes:



1. My birthday is still months away. September. I can make it earlier, say tomorrow if you humor me with a gift of love: Kindle2 e-reader. Not only can it store more than 1,500 books it is also a book-buying machine - this e-reader can download new book releases. No more hassle of going to bookstores. And the blurb says your kindle 2 can access online publications and blogs. Wow.

2. I have to make allowances because of the economic downturn. Job losses everywhere. Gosh, it's pretty bleak out there. That means I can live with paperback or hardbound books. I'd earnestly pray for the eternal repose of those dead trees, I promise.

3. Moleskine notebooks for my note-taking. So I can jot down ideas for blog posts. And list blog authors who cross me. I read them faithfully - okay I skip a post or two - and each time makes a perfect cartwheel on their blog, bang my head against the wall so I can be induced to comment if a particular post intrigues me. But some bloggers conduct their business with their heads in the clouds. No time for a sweaty pedestrian like me. Nothing. Might have found a warmer welcome in an Eskimo's igloo.

4. But that's okay, nothing that a sturdy notebook can dispel. What do I need it for?

5. So I can blog in style - drink coffee in Paris, visit some museums, and learn to cuss in French.

6. Or visit the beaches in Thailand.

7. Buy danggit and seafood and delicacies in Cebu.

8. But I'm realistic and just your regular guy. So I can settle for more sleep and good health to maintain stamina in blogging.

9. And a fully functioning brain so I can be receptive to new blog ideas. And a little deviousness too to make my efforts less cloying.

10. And yes, less tagging so I can get on reading other blogs, for pete's sake.

With much glee, I'm tormenting ten blogger friends so they can post 10 birthday wishes as well. It says so in the tag rules. Don't bury your head in the sand, I know perfectly well who you are. Those who have it coming are as follows:

1. Elizabeth - All About Elizabeth
2. Jade - Xprosaic
3. Caryn - Sari-saring Kulay
4. Marites -Believe and Achieve
5. Gagay - Walking Newspaper
6. Jason - Pinoy Updates
7. Adrian - Auditoire
8. Normand -The Blogger Next Door
9. Kelvin - Kelvinonian Ideas 2.0
10. James - Words For Everything

Recommended Reading: Tag Me, What is this?