"Permission To Make Myself Scarce, Sir!"

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Just to let you know I have not stood you up.

I'm here. I have shown up.

It's just that I feel like a retard today. It's all too tempting to make a fool of myself today by braving on and writing 500 hundred words which signify nothing. But playing the dunce is getting old for me so I'd spare you and me the embarrassment. As my good friend Oscar Wilde used to say, "I am not young enough to know everything."

Out of Sorts

Image by Garry' via FlickrWoody Allen: My problems all started with my early education. I went to a school for mentally disturbed teachers.

I set forth into the world this morning with a little swagger, with a song on my lips. And I returned home soiled, a little unhinged, unfit for human company.

"Yaya, pag may naghanap sabihin mo wala ako." (Tell whoever asks I am not home)